BREAKING NEWS

Saw this on FB.  This is what I say to myself all the time.

BREAKING NEWS...The pity train has derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, & crashed into We all have problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get The Hell Over It. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-aaah with Dr Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like repost..if not suck it up Sunshine! Life doesn't revolve around you. hahahaha